This week in “weird”
Doctors found 12 bars of gold in a man’s stomach. A 63-year-old Indian businessman went to see his doctor this week, complaining of indigestion and an upset stomach. Embarrassedly, he admitted he’d eaten a bottle cap to anger his wife during a fight (like you do). Surgeons examined him and discovered 14 ounces of gold inside the man’s stomach. One can only imagine the man felt sheepish for forgetting he’d ingested that much bullion. But that’s what happens as you get older! You start to lose track of names, dates, what precious metals you ate that week, etc. Apparently, gold smuggling is becoming a problem in India, and customs authorities quickly confiscated the gold this man had partially digested. Meanwhile, being a surgeon has become an even more lucrative profession.
My hair was this color at one point. This makes me want to go back
Zoe, the last remaining white zebra with piercing blue eyes.
Even the shoes come out of retirement!
Things I say all the time. No reason.